Yes. Well. There's this site, see? It's called "Subservient Chicken" and -

Wait! Come back!

It's not what you think. Well, it sort of is I guess. Except it's made by Burger King.

That's right.

And it is sort of interactive. You can type in commands. And the chicken executes them. Cause it's subservient. It's a 6 foot subservient chicken, wearing garters, sponsored by Burger King.

Go on then. Follow the link, you know you want to. And if it creeps you out, well, I got the link from a guy called Mike. Blame him.

Cheats. Try: dance, pray, jump, sit down, go vegan. Try giving commands involving McDonald's. Try naughty stuff. You perv.